I am going to talk to you about the very serious subject of toilet fairies. Toilet faries misplace things or sometimes completely steal them. they have become a hindrance on society. everyday someone is affected by the crimes of the toilet fairies. people lose work, keys, medicine, children etc. They do not look like normal everyday fairies, who are all cute and sparkly, they smell of sewers and wear nothing but bin liners. Their hair is as long as their body length for they do not cut it and they only feed on rotting banana skins. Many do not believe in the toilet fairies and that they lose such things from their own idiocy. let me tell you, for every person who says that they don't believe in toilet fairies, a toilet fairy is born. it is becoming an epidemic and soon enough we will lose everything because of the dastardly toilet fairies. they will take our houses, cars, phone lines! you name it! It is sometimes believed that if your kneel next to your toilet and pray to the toilet fairies there is a chance they will forgive you and leave you out of such a mess, but so far there are no living witnesses of such a thing. I hope i have gotten you to think very carefully about what is to come. If you wish to keep your things safe then make sure everyone you know says they believe in toilet fairies, for that is the only way in which you can kill such revolting creatures.
