Monday, 15 February 2010

Because i should.

because i havn't done it in ages and beth called me a hypocrite im blogging.

lets go with.. what i've been doing.
art, art college, research, becoming a gaming hermit, essaying, etc.
art college rules, met so many awesome people :D all of them drink and smoke but im staying away from that poop.

i love to boogie on a saturday night.


becky.

Thursday, 30 July 2009

REPO

Recently i watched 'Repo! the genetic opera' a film directed by Darren Lynn Bousman. The film is based on a play written and composed by Darren Smith and Terrance Zdunich. Terrance also plays the role 'Graverobber' in the film, my favourite character. the Graverobber is my favourite character for a number of reasons, first and foremost is the mental state of the character. He always seems happy even though he is surrounded by such a dismal world. Then theres his facial expressions, they are just plain entertaining. last is his songs. i have to admit that his song are probably the best, also, Terrance seems to have one of the better voices in the film. The story is about a world far in the future where there is a massive organ failure. Because of this the company 'GeneCo' loan the less wealthy organs. Unfortunately many of those who are loaned organs cannot pay the compant bach and have their organs repossessed by the repoman.

Something that catches you off guard in this film is the cast. one moment your peacefully sipping your tp tea with 3 teaspoons of sugar in it, quietly waiting for the story to unravel itself when suddenly you realise that the main emo/Avril Lavigne girl who some also refer to as Shilo also plays the girl from spy kids! now, for quite a while you question whether this assumption is true. I can assure you, the actress Alexa Vega plays both characters. The next shock will come from the character Nathan, both widower and father of Shilo. The great man who plays such a character my friends is the one and only Anthony Stewart Head, also referred to as 'the greatest man to grace the Buffy sets'. Anthony also plays a part in the television series 'Buffy'. The actor is English but in the film he puts on an American accent, this saddens me since he has such a nice accent. The last of theis tormenting shock rollercoaster is the character Amber Sweet, who i will rename 'faceless'. Now, boys and girls, this was the most shocking and terrifying of all of the actors/actresses. Faceless is played by none other than the infamous Paris Hilton! now.. she doesn't give that bad a performance but it just feels a bit fishy that out of all the people in the world, Paris is chosen as the spoilt rich girl... wow.. fits her quite well don't you think?

this looks like its going to take a while.. ah poo. well, i shall carry on this drivel even if you have given up and decided that a game of tic tac toe will be much more useful in life than a 14 hour read about a film that only take 2 hours to watch.

Anhow, i have to applaud this film, and not in the sarcastic slow mannered way but in the enthusiastic palm scorching way. most of the actors performed very well, i feel Terrance who played 'Graverobber' did the best though. The film thoroughly entertained me and i finished the film with a smiling face. my personal favourite song is Zydrate Anatomy. youtube it and see why. I strongly reccomend that you watch this film, especially if you have a rather gothis or rock personality. If you don't i'll come and rip out your eyes.

I bid you farewell.
Damien xxyx

Friday, 27 March 2009

toilet fairies





I am going to talk to you about the very serious subject of toilet fairies. Toilet faries misplace things or sometimes completely steal them. they have become a hindrance on society. everyday someone is affected by the crimes of the toilet fairies. people lose work, keys, medicine, children etc. They do not look like normal everyday fairies, who are all cute and sparkly, they smell of sewers and wear nothing but bin liners. Their hair is as long as their body length for they do not cut it and they only feed on rotting banana skins. Many do not believe in the toilet fairies and that they lose such things from their own idiocy. let me tell you, for every person who says that they don't believe in toilet fairies, a toilet fairy is born. it is becoming an epidemic and soon enough we will lose everything because of the dastardly toilet fairies. they will take our houses, cars, phone lines! you name it! It is sometimes believed that if your kneel next to your toilet and pray to the toilet fairies there is a chance they will forgive you and leave you out of such a mess, but so far there are no living witnesses of such a thing. I hope i have gotten you to think very carefully about what is to come. If you wish to keep your things safe then make sure everyone you know says they believe in toilet fairies, for that is the only way in which you can kill such revolting creatures.

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Buffy the vampire slayer



i've been listening to the music from the musical episode in buffy.. its been keeping me amused for quite a while now. i have problems with the show because of things like the vampires faces scrunching up and buffy.. just plain buffy.. she annoys me to hell. Spike on the other hand rules. he has the best song in the musical as well 'res in peace'. i think he's the best because he is an outcast, he really tries to be good.... hence him fighting for a soul.. but still everyones a bitch to him.. so i like him the best!
yes... this is all i wanted to say...


Damien xyxyx

Saturday, 28 February 2009

film certificates




so, here i am again, but this time to talk about the issue with age certificates. this may become whiny so please be open minded. I have only really experienced the annoyance of not being allowed to see a film because of my age twice. first was Sweeney Todd and the second is Watchmen which are both 18's.I watched Sweeney Todd on both on DVD and I'm sad to say illegally downloaded on a friends computer. This is one of the problems with age certificates, many who are not able to see a film because of their age at the cinema just end up downloading it illegally off the Internet. Sweeney Todd i didn't actually class as very bad... the blood looked rather fake and the singing seemed to make it more light-hearted... although it was still a fantastic film. Watchmen is coming out in less than a week and is rather big for me since i read the comic and was so inspired by it i couldn't help being incredibly annoyed at the age rating for it. i can tell why its an 18, there is ALOT of sexual content in the graphic novel, but still it annoys me that i am restricted from seeing something (in the cinema) that might be one of the best movies i will ever see. i just wish that age certificates were more lenient. my idea is that there shouldn't be just 12A's but also 15A's and 18A's. i know to some this may just be a whiny idea from a teenager but i still feel that age certificates shouldn't be so strict, but that's my opinion, it would be nice to hear yours.


Damien xyxyx

Sunday, 25 January 2009

moke

hellllllllllo! so, i wanted to bring up the subject of moke. In short, it is coke, mixed with milk... i got a bit hyper and took the milk dave was using for his tea and put it in my coke :D i dared beth to drink it, who refused unless i drank it... but she thought i would back out if she drunk it first so i had to promise that i would give her the frank iero mask if i backed out... moke is not tasty... >< so yeah... just never drink moke, not the nicest of drinks. i shall e back o talk of other random subject soon, for the moment i am watching LOST so my concentration is not at its best. night.
Damien xyxyxyxy

Monday, 19 January 2009

chocoooo milk!



this is an important issue to me! though it may not seem very serious to many, it is something i that matters very much to me and makes my life that much better. of course, i am talking of the luxurious drink, chocolate milk. Many think brands such as yazoo when it comes to chocolate milk, but no, i am not talking of the incredibly thick milkshake brands. i have never been much of a fan for the thick milkshakes, but they seemtp be some of the only ones you are able to purchase in a newsagents. My most favourite chocolate flavoured milkshake is pretty impossible to find, the closest place i can buy it from is 4 hours away. it's thin and tasty! also, is comes in a carton! only the best come in cartons :D



Damie xxxx