toilet fairies

I am going to talk to you about the very serious subject of toilet fairies. Toilet faries misplace things or sometimes completely steal them. they have become a hindrance on society. everyday someone is affected by the crimes of the toilet fairies. people lose work, keys, medicine, children etc. They do not look like normal everyday fairies, who are all cute and sparkly, they smell of sewers and wear nothing but bin liners. Their hair is as long as their body length for they do not cut it and they only feed on rotting banana skins. Many do not believe in the toilet fairies and that they lose such things from their own idiocy. let me tell you, for every person who says that they don't believe in toilet fairies, a toilet fairy is born. it is becoming an epidemic and soon enough we will lose everything because of the dastardly toilet fairies. they will take our houses, cars, phone lines! you name it! It is sometimes believed that if your kneel next to your toilet and pray to the toilet fairies there is a chance they will forgive you and leave you out of such a mess, but so far there are no living witnesses of such a thing. I hope i have gotten you to think very carefully about what is to come. If you wish to keep your things safe then make sure everyone you know says they believe in toilet fairies, for that is the only way in which you can kill such revolting creatures.

Buffy the vampire slayer

i've been listening to the music from the musical episode in buffy.. its been keeping me amused for quite a while now. i have problems with the show because of things like the vampires faces scrunching up and buffy.. just plain buffy.. she annoys me to hell. Spike on the other hand rules. he has the best song in the musical as well 'res in peace'. i think he's the best because he is an outcast, he really tries to be good.... hence him fighting for a soul.. but still everyones a bitch to him.. so i like him the best!
yes... this is all i wanted to say...


Damien xyxyx

film certificates

so, here i am again, but this time to talk about the issue with age certificates. this may become whiny so please be open minded. I have only really experienced the annoyance of not being allowed to see a film because of my age twice. first was Sweeney Todd and the second is Watchmen which are both 18's.I watched Sweeney Todd on both on DVD and I'm sad to say illegally downloaded on a friends computer. This is one of the problems with age certificates, many who are not able to see a film because of their age at the cinema just end up downloading it illegally off the Internet. Sweeney Todd i didn't actually class as very bad... the blood looked rather fake and the singing seemed to make it more light-hearted... although it was still a fantastic film. Watchmen is coming out in less than a week and is rather big for me since i read the comic and was so inspired by it i couldn't help being incredibly annoyed at the age rating for it. i can tell why its an 18, there is ALOT of sexual content in the graphic novel, but still it annoys me that i am restricted from seeing something (in the cinema) that might be one of the best movies i will ever see. i just wish that age certificates were more lenient. my idea is that there shouldn't be just 12A's but also 15A's and 18A's. i know to some this may just be a whiny idea from a teenager but i still feel that age certificates shouldn't be so strict, but that's my opinion, it would be nice to hear yours.


Damien xyxyx

moke

hellllllllllo! so, i wanted to bring up the subject of moke. In short, it is coke, mixed with milk... i got a bit hyper and took the milk dave was using for his tea and put it in my coke :D i dared beth to drink it, who refused unless i drank it... but she thought i would back out if she drunk it first so i had to promise that i would give her the frank iero mask if i backed out... moke is not tasty... >< so yeah... just never drink moke, not the nicest of drinks. i shall e back o talk of other random subject soon, for the moment i am watching LOST so my concentration is not at its best. night.
Damien xyxyxyxy

chocoooo milk!

this is an important issue to me! though it may not seem very serious to many, it is something i that matters very much to me and makes my life that much better. of course, i am talking of the luxurious drink, chocolate milk. Many think brands such as yazoo when it comes to chocolate milk, but no, i am not talking of the incredibly thick milkshake brands. i have never been much of a fan for the thick milkshakes, but they seemtp be some of the only ones you are able to purchase in a newsagents. My most favourite chocolate flavoured milkshake is pretty impossible to find, the closest place i can buy it from is 4 hours away. it's thin and tasty! also, is comes in a carton! only the best come in cartons :D



Damie xxxx

LittleBIGplanet

okay... this game looked like it ruled in the adverts and it does. you are able to personalize every bit of your character and their 'pod'. the story gets you the stuff, but most of the fun is when you play on the internet with friends. its a game meant to send individuals into giggle fits. no there is no gore and this is a game people will some times specify for children, but it is the best thing to play when annoyed or stressed. you can turn this care free world into anything you want. make your own world and let others enjoy your crazt ideas. the best bit to be certain is playing it with your friends, its great to just muck around and explore with them. it is a hilarious adventure you should not miss out on.

if you have not played it yet i pray you will! it is a game that truly... inspires you. please go nuts and enjoy this game to your hearts content, i hope your sack boy can be as different as the rest of us.

damie xxxx

catch up

hello... i've been away for a while... honestly.. i forgot i had a blog and went along my merry way.

recently.. im on holiday from school for christmas and have done.. nothing.

christmas... erm.. hope you had a happy christmas etc. christmas makes me feel shit.. and heres an example of why... i got a playstation 3 with 4 games and a blue ray dvd.. i got alot of chocolate.. left4dead (which will not work ><) pair of big ass headphones.. 3 day of the dead masks, (ray toro's, Frank iero's and Bob Bryars)... scarves and gloves and a hat... art stuff... and i think thats it.. do keep in mind this is between two familys.. its still alot though and it makes me feel guilty and angry.. guilty because no one should spend that much money on me... and angry because people actually get pissed off at me for getting these presents and the oh so constant voice of someone saying "you should be happy... you have money" going through my head. i do not like accepting presents because all they really seem to do is get me into trouble.. which is pissy since the playstation 3 is awesome.

joined twitter... which was fun.. i also joined this online game called Shaiya... not gotten too far with it over the holidays. im thinking of writing a story and posting it one one of my blogs.. just for fun.. so if anyone comes across it don't get all serious about the way its written or what it is about. my drumming is going well i think.. i really like playing it but im really only awake at night and so i can't play it >< . decided to go to canterbury college next year for an art Btec course. i need to get out of my school.. and i feel like a hindrance to my friends anyway so i think i should give them some peace.

Saw twilight.. it was much better than i was expeting.. it was quite amusing although as it neared the end i became dissapointed with the sudden seriousness of the situation. must go.. might start on a bit of the story >> ... bi bi..

Damie xxxx